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GlenCoco

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Meet Nick

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HE IS A GUY I KNOW SHOCKING WHAT HAS YOUR LIFE AMOUNTED TO IT'S ALL A LIE  He is 20 years young, living a bitchin life up in Texas y'all. Finishing his degree in international economics while simultaneously being a badass, Nick is a hella amazing member on the forums and I love all of you especially GlenCoco because I have an appetite for flawless things (yup he wrote that) 

 

He is a flawless member he is always here with a positive attitude, he is so funny and so fun to be around he is flawless so he deserves to be MOTW 



Nick Don't Have No Twitter Cuz' He's a Contrarian


How did you become a Britney fan?
"...Oops! I Did It Again!" was the first album I bought by myself growing up, so I contributed to homegurl's record debut  :bomt: I followed Brit Brit throughout the 2000s and became a forum-certified stan shortly after HIAM released.


Why you love Britney?
Brit's legacy forms the foundation of modern pop music. I mean, she revitalized teen pop (with all those artists now in the pantheon of pop royalty), changed the radioscape several times during the 00s from urban world music towards an edgy synth grind, and yet again as she ushered in the Era of Dubstep. I mean honestly, when will your faves? Really, when will they? Xtincta tried to make Big Band a thing but flopped (unfortunately) with Back to Basics. People are already over the "dress like an idiot who walked through Japanese toy store in a tornado" outrageous style of dress a la the Gagster and Minaj. What change has Bey brought about (Or Selma Gomert or Ariana Venti?) She has the X Factor. She is Britney, bitch!  :walkonby:

When Did You Become a Britney Fan?
Like I said, I followed Brit through ITZ and through 2007-08, and I formally became a card-carrying Britney stan on the onset of the Femme Fatale era.


Top 3 Britney music videos
Blerghhhhh I hafta formalize all dis  :embarrassed: well, here we go:

 

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1.- Slave 4 U: Brit is sexy af in this vid, the choreo is iconic, and the video was filmed on the same set as Jurassic Park. Nuff' said y'all

2.- Womanizer - Despite a distinct lack of choreography, I love to see Brit get all excited doing the multiple characters in the music video. Also, she's hot as hell in EVERY character; shoutout to criminally underrated and amazingly sexy Limo Driverney, she never gets any love!

3.- My Prerogative: Because everyone needs an excuse to crash a car into a pool  :werk:


Favorite Britney album

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BLACKOUT 
Just a few years shy from being a decade old and it's still fresh as fuck. Also, its fucking impact: I don't see artists trying to recreate Crazy in Love or The Fame Monster. Inaugurated into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame, given a fantastic review by, of all institutions, the reigning voice of indie, Pitchfork (every stan should read it), its impact on electropop and making "every song a single" can be seen in The Fame (and TFM), Stars Dance, Bangerz, BEYONCE, Animal and Cannibal, & Teenage Dream: basically every major pop contribution since its release. Danja and Bloodshy & Avant (two-thirds of an amazing indie band, Miike Snow, that I think many of you would like!) work their magic and give Brit her most solid collection of songs [/micdrop]


Top 3 Britney Songs
 

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1.- Get Naked (I Got a Plan) - the sexiest song ever recorded by Britney. it somehow manages to have a stable four by four beat and still sound insanely unstable, which is kinda how I like my girlfriends to be  :qtb:

2.- Dangerous - the best Britney unreleased song, it's the Nicole Morier song that should've ended up on Circus, not Mmm Papi tbh  :tea: I never get tired of its infectious energy and it should've been for a Bond movie!

3.- Hot As Ice: cuz it's my autobiographical anthem  :weedney:

 

Extra Extra This Just In: my fave ballad is actually DLMBTLTK because I'm awfully sentimental  :embarrassed:

Favorite Britney Tour

 

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:Godney: THE ONYX HOTEL TOUR  :Godney: 

 

Needs no explanation  :walkonby: The concept is captivating, the name is perfect, and Boobney.

 


Favorite Britney performance

 

How does a mortal move like that? AND THE LIGHT DAT ASS ON FIYAH BREAKDOWN OH MY GOD WHERE'D THIS BONER COME FROM??

 

 

I Got That Boom Boom from the same ABC Special is a super close second place  :lips5:



Favorite Britney photoshoot

 

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Ellen von Unwerth's Blackout booklet shoot. Provocative, and Britney is stunning

 

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Awkward Interesting Britney moment:

 As part of my church (  :gloria: ) here in TX, I was part of a date auction where I went down the runway to Slave 4 U and along with walkin down the runway, I also did the choreo to the first chorus and the handsy breakdown shirtless and I'm Hispanic so I know how to move my hips and it kinda sorta upset my church leaders a lot but I raised $200 for charity so take that  :bomt: 


worst britney song? -
 

Let's not fuck around here, we all could live without knowing This Kiss exists  :yaknow:




Favorite interview?



 

SO MANY MOMENTS I LIVE FOR THE AWKWARD LITTLE LAUGH AT THE BEGINNING AND "OH MY LORDY" AND THE LESBIAN FOLLOWING QUESTION I AM DYINGGGGGGGGGGG


Thoughts About 2007ney? -


While I never deify or put on a pedestal this period of her life, it is extremely iconic, she was an incredible badass, and she showed everyone that even in the worst of times, you can still rise above it all and be even more legendary and successful than you were before. tbh her rise afterwards inspired me to stop some bad habits of mine, to get my life in order, and now I am the happiest I've ever been in my life  :) 


If you can go back in time and redo a single video or something:

 

Release the original concept to Gimme More tbh  :yaknow: that would've totally changed the GP's perception of her and that time period


(britney related) what would you change?

You ask this like there's something that needs changing  :walkonby:

 

 

 

Justin? Kevin? Jason? or David?

 

Fuck em all, Britters is mine  :bj: tbh tho, I was really rooting for Davidney but he turned out to be a huge disappointment. Wasn't a fan of Artificial Jasonney, Justin's kinda a prick, and Kevin...  :icant:

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