Is "let It Go" About Severe Gummi Bear-Induced Diarrhea?! The Shocking Connections Exposed!

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4.0 out of 5 stars Poor Poor People, May 3, 2014

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This review is from: Haribo Gummi Bears Sugar Free 5lb Bag (Grocery)

Im a 13 girl in choir, we happen to be singing Let It Go (big shocker, Right? I currently know of at least 6 choirs doing Let It Go plus my own). So our hilariously crazy choir teacher Ms. Amos told us that she was on pintrest and saw a link to these reviews, she started her story with "These poor people, the stories they tell." Followed by a head shake, so all of us tried to convince her to put some up on the screen. She flat out refused, to our disappointment (now relief) all she would tell us was that these poor people's stories about their diarrhea. We couldn't even sing Let It Go and all we heard was diarrhea. I decided to check out the reviews myself, i came to the conclusion that... EVERY PART OF THAT SONG CAN BE APPLIED TO DIARRHEA!! "The wind is howling like the swirling storm inside, couldn't keep it in heaven knows I tried?" Check! " Don't let them in, don't let them see?" Check! "Conceal, Don't feel don't let them know. Well know they Know?" Check! "Let It Go?" Check!! " Can't hold it back any more?" Check! "Turn away and slam the door?" Sure why not? "I Don't care, what there going to say, let the storm rage on?" YES! "It's time to see what i can do. To test the limits and break through?" OMG YES DOUBLE CHECK!!!! "No rights, no wrongs, no rules for me. I'm free?" Why not, Check! " Can't hold it back anymore?" Check! "Here i stand and here i stay( replace stand with sit, and we have a Check!) "My soul is spiraling on frozen fractals all around?" Read the reviews, i believe the pain will do that to you, Check! "My power flurries through the air into the ground?" Check! LIBERALITY OVER HALF OF THIS SONG!!! I will never be able to sing this song with out laughing (like i did on some of these peoples reviews, I'm truly sorry you had to endure that.) Again though, i will never be able to think about this song the same, EVER again, EVER!!!!

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