Guinea pig to become father to 400 after breaking into female enclosure

[David]

"Staff at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire couldn't understand why they suddenly had 100 pregnant guinea pigs on their hands - until they released one of the male rodents had managed to escape his enclosure and infiltrate the female-only enclosure. They noticed that the exhausted father-to-be, now nicknamed Randy, had lost a little weight, but did not realise why until they discovered he was actually a male rodent being kept busy in the wrong pen."

 

 

well done Randy   

[Britney]

I used to have two of these omfg.

[David]

I used to have two of these omfg.

I had one but it was antisocial as fuck

[Britney]

I had one but it was antisocial as fuck

The first one I had was really fat and all it did was eat and shit

[BrittonJeanSpears]

I had one and I accidentally broke off its tail. Poor thing.

[David]

The first one I had was really fat and all it did was eat and shit

HAHHAHA SAME

[Britney]

I had one and I accidentally broke off its tail. Poor thing.

Guinea pigs don't have tails tho...

[BrittonJeanSpears]

Guinea pigs don't have tails tho...

 

My b. I meant hamster. They're all tiny ass rats lol I'm good.

[David]

I once closed the cage on it's neck by mistake, it became flat as fuck! I was really young at the time, sad memory

 

WHAT  

[javi_spears]

I once closed the cage on it's neck by mistake, it became flat as fuck! I was really young at the time, sad memory

 

 

WHAT

 

OMG

[javi_spears]

And that guys is how you do it 

[Till The World Ends]

I'm very glad my two guinea pigs are both male 

[nineliveslikeakittycat]

kevin federline guinea pig

[David]

kevin federline guinea pig

 

[MakeItCoolerInHere]

kevin federline guinea pig

OMG 

[Kyros]

kevin federline guinea pig

ohhh god, best coment of the week

[LivingLegendaryBritney]

Some of the accidents that happened in this thread

[Zef]

Dont these rodents also eat their newborn babies?

[blackoutbaby09]

That guinea pig just now became every straight man's inspiration.