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James

Britney, World Cup, and Illuminati

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Neymar is part of the Illuminati:



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NEYMAR SCORED 2 GOALS MORE LIKE NEYMAR JOINED THE ILLUMINATI. #WorldCup2014

12:09 AM - 13 Jun 14

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Van Persie scored that goal against Spain because he is Illuminati:



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NETHERLAND'S ROBBIE VAN PERSIE'S HEADBUTT DIVE GOAL WAS FAKE AND SETUP! #WorldCup2014

9:52 PM - 13 Jun 14

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Actually, the whole Netherlands team is Illuminati:


 

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THE NETHERLANDS BEAT SPAIN 5-1. 5 IS VERY VERY CLOSE TO 666 THE NETHERLANDS IS ILLUMINATI. #WorldCup2014

10:52 PM - 13 Jun 14

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Lionel Messi is also Illuminati:



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LIONEL MESSI'S GOAL WAS FAKE! ABSOLUTE PROOF HERE. #WorldCup2014

1:28 AM - 16 Jun 14

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And Pepe head-butted Müller because he is, i fact, Illuminati:



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DID PORTUGAL'S PEPE HEADBUTT THOMAS MÃœLLER OR FORCE HIM TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI? #WorldCup2014

6:43 PM - 16 Jun 14

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Stay safe out there!

For more funny Illuminati tweets, visit @illuminati_stop on Twitter.

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You shouldn't joke about the people who masterminded 9/11 and Katy Perry's career tbh...they're coming to get you boo :o

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Omg you're right!!!! How was I so blind

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Ok what happened to trollney!!!!

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Hey Illuminati, if you're real, I wouldn't mind if you come and idk, make me really rich because idk, I'm dirt poor and really lazy so, idk, it would benefit me and in return i could idk, make you cookies or something...  :lolokay:

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